La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 19, 2003
Vero: Neto, so how do you like being a high school senior? Neto: iIt's okay. At least I'll be done with school. Vero: What?! But we helped you apply for college. Neto: I was thinking of not going. Eddie: Dude! You mean you're not going at all? Vero: but a college education opens so many door! Neto: Eh... Cuco: With a degree, you can return to your community and help others! Neto: Eh... Vero: College grads make more money. Neto: Uh-huh. Eddie: Girls! There's tons of girls in college! Neto: Girls go to college? Vero: And dumb guys! You'll meet tons of other dumb guys!