La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 27, 2003
Vero: I'm so gonna will the $500 Halloween costume contest at Borracho's Latin Nightclub! Cuco: Wrong, Vero. I am unbeatable! I've figured out the secret. The winner must appeal to the crowd's nationalistic ethnic pride. So I am going as Cantinflas! Vero: Big whoop. Any fool can dress up as an old, dead Mexican comic. Eddie: Look, guys, I'm going as Paul Rodriguez!