La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 10, 2004
Woman: Unbelievable! Have you read these warnings?! Vero: From "no child left behind," right? Woman: Dear Teacher, because you miseed the latest no child left behind training session, you have been re-classified as an "unqualified teacher" and "half a moron." However, this does qualify you to write policy for the Bush education department.