La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 11, 2004
Woman: Just mindboggling! You're either officially classified as "highly qualified" or plain "unqualified." There's no middle ground with these guys. Vero: By the way, Lucia, our school has been re-classified as a "terrorist training camp." Woman: By education secretary Rod Paige? Vero: It ain't the CIA.