La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 12, 2004
From tv: Today on "miff the press," Dick Cheney and supreme court justice Antonin Scalia. Cheney on TV: Now listen up. Just because Justice Scalia and I go duck hunting and he's deciding my upcoming court case doens't mean jack! In fact, we are so secure in his impartiality... Tony and I are going to Frisco to get hitched. Scalia on tv: You tell 'em, boyfriend!