La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 24, 2004
Eddie: Pop, why are we here ahead of the rest of the family? Dad: I was simply eager to be the first to greet our wonderful extended family as they arrive in this natural paradise. Eddie: Oh yeah, last man here gets stuck with the campsite next to the broken septic tank. Dad: Shhh! I'm praying that your Uncle Frank gets to enjoy the beauty of "Leaky Lagoon."