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La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for February 13, 2005
Vero: Eddie, I'm so glad you finally took me out for a Valentine's Day dinner without coupons... Eddie: Dang! I forgot the coupons! Vero: What a nice romantic evening, babe. Latino cupid: Tell her: "You're almost worth it, baby. You're almost worth it, baby. Vero: What? Latino cupid: Tell her pssst psssst Eddie: You look like a million pesos. That's about $19.99. Vero: Eddie! Latin cupid: Tell her you're sorry and she pssst pssst pssst Eddie: I'm sorry! I meant to say your dress doesn't make you look so fat anymore! Vero: This is the worst Valentine's Day ever! Eddie: I knew I shouldn't have booked "Latino Cupid"! Latino Cupid: Two questions, amigo. May I leave early and do you have her phone number?