La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 11, 2006
Eddie: Pop, why are we here ahead of the rest of the family? Eddie's dad: I was simply eager to be the first to greet our wonderful extended family as they arrive in this natural paradise. Sign: Camp hungry oso Eddie: Oh yeah, last guy here gets stuck with the campsite next to the broken septic tank. Eddie's dad: Shhhh! I'm praying that your Uncle Frank gets to enjoy the beauty of the "leaky lagoon."