La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 19, 2007
Radio: The FBI is warning citizens that Al-Qaida terrorists are planning to blow up shopping malls around the U.S. to disrupt holiday shopping. These reports are totally and completely uncorroborated. Eddie: Geez! That's scary. It's barely Thanksgiving and they're already sending out the phony Christmas terror warnings! Vero: Doesn't it seem like it happens earlier every year?