La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 16, 2008
Mission to Mars Training Facility (Formerly ICE Deportation Center) Dobbs: After your Astro-Mex Mars training is over, you will be capable of picking asparagus... Washing and valet-parking the various Mars rovers... Man: Aren't we going to do anything important? Dobbs: Oh, yes! Cleaning rooms at the future Mars Hilton.