La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 15, 2009
Cuco: A good way to save on monthly bills is to combine cable, internet and telephone. Eddie: By ordering combined services? Cuco: You don't need to bother anybody at customer service... I simply rewired the tivo into your laptop via your cell phone. We'll never miss a "Family Guy" marathon again! Eddie: I've got nine obscene voicemails from "Stewie."