La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 16, 2009
Cuco: I have two more ideas on how to cut cost around this place. Eddie: Let's hear 'Em... Cuco: By raising your part of the rent, My portion goes down! Eddie: What?! But this is my apartment! Cuco: So I guess You won't want to hear about "Cuco's personal bailout plan"?