La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 25, 2023

Indian as in Iroquois, Navajo, or Punjabi?

Sure, Pinocchio.

How can such a talented person be single?

I think he is married, or has a longtime partner. But here’s a new one from the NY Post: " Lying Long Island Rep. George Santos proposed to his then-teenage boyfriend while he was still married to a woman — and five years before he got divorced, according to a report."

George Whoever is The most amazing Republican yet!! They keep going lower and lower and lower. I can’t wait to see what the bottom one will be like.

Republican liars are a real problem for this country.

The real Charles Schulz was of course famously from Minnesota, but the strip above follows nicely from Monday’s “Peanuts” rerun:

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2023/01/23

Fake it ’til you make it!

He should be Trump’s running mate because they’re both exceptional liars. Nobody does it better than these losers. Of course, we all know they’re both totally pathetic and vile creatures.

Few people are so brilliant as to be head of a real estate empire while themselves being evicted.

This guy would amaze Jon Lovitz’s SNL pathological liar character! In fact: https://deadline.com/2023/01/george-santos-jon-lovitz-impersonation-embarrassing-claps-back-drag-queen-trixie-mattel-1235238492/