Lalo Alcaraz for September 08, 2022

Ain’t Lindsey sweet?

It should be illegal for a judge to preside over a case where the defendant previously appointed the judge.

Miss Lindsey is “into” S&M??!! Who knew??!!

/SHNARK/

Another Republican hero.

That is just wrong on so many levels.

Ewww. I desperately want to unsee that.

Effing Nightmare.

I thought that might have been Trumpie dressed ilke Ms. Lindsey and the Russian hookers dressed in the alternative costumes.

Up next: Bloated, pasty old men riddled with phlebitis wearing Depends, in BDSM gay porn. Eye bleach is mandatory here!

Curse my eyes!

Lalo, that’s disgusting. I like it. LOLOLOLOL!!!

There goes my lunch for the next few days.

Hmmmm…sounds like the parties Madison Cawthorn was bragging about attending while in DC.

Ohh ohh, ms lindsey has camel knees.

Since I want the case against Trump to be without question, at first I thought having a “special master” would be a good idea as long as it didn’t delay the investigation. My problem is that the “judge” added that all investigation had to be stopped until the SM was done with their review. Even Bill Barr says this is unprecedented. It is incredible how many of the RWNJs I now have to agree with (even Karl Rove!) because Trump and his minions have gone so far over the edge.

There is no way in the universe that Judge Cannon shouldn’t have been recused from ruling on a case involving the ex-president who appointed her.

Extending the BDSM imagery, I would love to see ball gags fitted into the maws of several GOP members of Congress. While they are forced to watch Rachel Maddow on an IMAX screen. From now until Nov. 8.

Eeeewwwwwwwww.

I know. I know. Everybody thinks his/her comment is the best. Just can’t believe no one here thought of this angle, which is… The millions of Republicans, known and unknown, that Lalo could have placed there in that outfit, submissively submitting to that guy! If I could draw anything other than stick figures, my cartoon would have featured “the Republican” Ted Cruz, down on his knees in Lindsey’s outfit, but I would have also taken a more “wide angle” approach. Okay, so on the other side of the room, I would have positioned(throat clearing sound) Ted’s wife abed with an extremely healthy(throat clearing sound) younger man, needless to say, with intense indications of pleasure emanating from the former. What better way to represent, a la cartoon, a guy that continued to grovel even after Trump suggested that his wife was ugly? And look, say what you want about Jerry Falwell Jr., but if a guy gets off while watching who am I to judge? I suspect that in the above situation ol’ Ted, completely unmoved by those moans of satisfactions coming from the other side of the room, would have no desire, literally, to look that way. Instead, he’d remain completely focused on making his man happy, as he’s always done.

Sick. 20 lashes with a wet noodle.

Oh Dammm…outstanding!

Miss Lindsey doesn’t even bother to wipe his mouth afterwards.

“Thank you, sir! May I have another?”

It’ll be hard to talk through a ball gag, Sugar Boy…

Life can be a real latex drag Lindsey, enjoy!

God Save the King

please may I have another sir!

Graham is somebody i really worry about.

He’s got 15 different opinions on every subject,depending on who he thinks is looking at him at the time.

Maga co-conspirator, grifter, and charlatan Steve Bannon was led away in handcuffs, ranting and babbling like a madman, after being indicted on six counts and facing up to 25 years up the river.

I just wish it was a frog march, but I guess he’s too fat for that.

Google search argument bannon in handcuffs, leading to lotsa juicy links:

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/steve-bannon-ushered-into-criminal-court-handcuffed-and-smirking-pleads-not-guilty-to-border-wall-fraud-claims/

https://boingboing.net/2022/09/08/even-in-handcuffs-steve-bannon-cant-stop-blabbing-video.html

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/08/trump-white-house-aide-steve-bannon-surrenders-to-face-criminal-charges.html

I.LOVE.THIS. ;-)

That’s disgusting, but accurate. That goes for the other orange Jesus supporters too.

Thank goodness I didn’t have food/drink in my mouth when I saw this — ROFLMAO

Lalo, you really outdid yourself ♥♥

Not exactly the coming out party we were expecting! Thank you sir, May I have another one"

BARF!

Thank you master. May I have another one?

wow..if lapdog lindsey sees this comic..he will get a real ‘woody’ ….just like the one we wants from his Pinocchio hero…

I’m gonna have nightmares about this image.

Finally, someone gets the real humor in “special master.” Gentle femdom, please.