Lalo Alcaraz for September 14, 2023

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    casonia2  6 months ago

    Exactomundo, Mr. Alcaraz.

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    charliekane  6 months ago

    As we get older, sometimes we just get . . .

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    Radish the wordsmith  6 months ago

    Everything is fine

    Everything is fine

    Everything is fine

    I lit a match

    I threw it in the trash

    I tossed it all in the dumpster

    The dumpster fire got bigger

    Now we need a bigger dumpster and a book of matches

    I caught a cold

    I coughed on all my friends

    Now everyone is coughing on everybody else

    And we’re coughing on our doctors and our doctors cough out

    “Everything is fine

    Everything is fine

    Everything is fine"

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    Kurtass Premium Member 6 months ago

    Freeze dirt bag!

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    gnorth22 Premium Member 6 months ago

    My problem with Mitch is not his cognitive abilities, but rather what he does (or more precisely what he doesn’t) do with them.

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    codielzy26  6 months ago

    I love how scary it was

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member 6 months ago

    Clever of McConnell to make his comments with pauses for station identification (and a few commercials).

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 6 months ago

    I don’t like the guy or his views but this cartoon is a cheap shot . It’s going to happen to us all eventually .

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    nyg16  6 months ago

    thoughts and prayers y’all

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    Comes a time when a person just needs to face the facts and retire…but the power they have is just too tempting…I get it.

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    Erse IS better  6 months ago

    He needs a reboot. Alas, he’s never yet been booted once, so I guess we should start there.

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    aristoclesplato9  6 months ago

    Ditto for Biden. Except biden has more trouble just standing.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 6 months ago

    Mannequin-hands face backwards just like that!

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    Rabies65  6 months ago

    The voters of KY were handed a great option to replace him in ’20, but opted for the status quo. We all suffer for their lack of foresight.

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    dogday Premium Member 6 months ago

    Whatever Mitch has, can he PLEASE give it to Trump? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 6 months ago

    A little late, but still apropos.

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 6 months ago

    TERM LIMITS! TERM LIMITS! TERM LIMITS!

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    I wonder how many times Mitch froze up. We know of two, but we’re (fortunately) not with him 24×7. As a guess, I’ll say 45.

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    NeoconMan  6 months ago

    I’m very surprised that no one else has picked up a DSM 5 and identified Mitch’s problem as Dissociative Disorder, a mental problem when the patient enters a fugue state separating the self from experiences. Zoning out as it were. Often temporary.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Mitch does look like he’s lost quite a bit of weight. Did he forget how to eat ?

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    swanridge  6 months ago

    His “episodes” have happened at least twice on camera. Than means that it has happened many, many more times off camera.

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    rionmorrison69  6 months ago

    Past time for him to go—period!

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    Super Fly  5 months ago

    Actually, it’s an improvement.

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    FicklePickle  5 months ago

    He is losing his health and ability to work!

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    FicklePickle  5 months ago

    This is seriously messed up

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    FicklePickle  5 months ago

    Frozen stick

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    Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member 5 months ago

    That old fossil should have retired long ago.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 5 months ago

    And the GOP says Biden is “too old to run again”? Huh!

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    David_J Premium Member 5 months ago

    Moscow Mitch. Lock him up, while we still can.

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