Lard, you old smooth talker, you!
Lard, you OK, mate? You don’t usually moan like this.
Or are you channelling Little Joe?
Love that exploding cabriolet top!!! Looks like James Bond’s ejector seat…Love, light and Lard!!!
But it is nice to have someone to talk to, to share your moans with, who can re-ground you and help you appreciate the nice bits too.
Keep it up, Alice. Let him get it out of his system. It’s what the outdoors is really good for.