So, using her amazing powers of deduction, she gathered the group together and handed each of them a cattle prod. Suddenly turning off the lights, she waited a few moments and turned them back on – seeing the smile on Martha’s face she knew she had her woman. She still didn’t know who the killer was, but at least she had her woman…
allen@home over 4 years ago
You got that right sweet lips.
warjoski Premium Member over 4 years ago
Of course it wasn’t a toy. Something that big should be called an ‘aide’
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 4 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/medium-rare-maid/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
RAGs over 4 years ago
ANYTHING is a sex toy, if that is what you are into.
Differentname over 4 years ago
Not trying to be controversial, but shouldn’t ‘Medium Rare Maid’ be brown skinned?
Don’t be a hater!
Do you know how long it took me to cook that joke up?
No! Put down that sexy cattle prod!!
meg_grif over 4 years ago
Does a cattle prod hurt? The answer might shock you.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
the colonel never could figure out which end was the prod’s business end…
Display over 4 years ago
Not Colonel Mustard, but (is he missing another “t”?) Colonel Tiger Balm. He was much kinkier.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
And I’m at the top of the list.
J Short over 4 years ago
A cattle prod is not considered assault until you add the battery.
coltish1 over 4 years ago
Jourdan: beautiful work today, amigo.
Ontman over 4 years ago
Your ‘Medium’ looks suspiciously like Eve Arden and I doubt she would have ever seen a cattle prod.
moderateisntleft over 4 years ago
**But it was used as a sex toy. With disastrous results!
The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago
So the Colonel learned that mustard wasn’t a good lubricant?
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Vicar Victor Viagra thought his inclinations were hidden by his vestments.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
I’m shocked…..a cattle prod?
michaeljwolff over 4 years ago
Ah! A crime passionnel! (Been wanting an opportunity to use that phrase for some time now.)
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
So, using her amazing powers of deduction, she gathered the group together and handed each of them a cattle prod. Suddenly turning off the lights, she waited a few moments and turned them back on – seeing the smile on Martha’s face she knew she had her woman. She still didn’t know who the killer was, but at least she had her woman…
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 4 years ago
It’s a start. Now eliminate all who were elsewhere and you have your culprit.