Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 24, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    You got that right sweet lips.

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    warjoski Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Of course it wasn’t a toy. Something that big should be called an ‘aide’

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 4 years ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/medium-rare-maid/

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    ANYTHING is a sex toy, if that is what you are into.

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    Differentname  over 4 years ago

    Not trying to be controversial, but shouldn’t ‘Medium Rare Maid’ be brown skinned?

    Don’t be a hater!

    Do you know how long it took me to cook that joke up?

    No! Put down that sexy cattle prod!!

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    meg_grif  over 4 years ago

    Does a cattle prod hurt? The answer might shock you.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    the colonel never could figure out which end was the prod’s business end…

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    Display  over 4 years ago

    Not Colonel Mustard, but (is he missing another “t”?) Colonel Tiger Balm. He was much kinkier.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    And I’m at the top of the list.

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    A cattle prod is not considered assault until you add the battery.

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    Jourdan: beautiful work today, amigo.

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    Ontman  over 4 years ago

    Your ‘Medium’ looks suspiciously like Eve Arden and I doubt she would have ever seen a cattle prod.

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    moderateisntleft  over 4 years ago

    **But it was used as a sex toy. With disastrous results!

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So the Colonel learned that mustard wasn’t a good lubricant?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Vicar Victor Viagra thought his inclinations were hidden by his vestments.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    I’m shocked…..a cattle prod?

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    michaeljwolff  over 4 years ago

    Ah! A crime passionnel! (Been wanting an opportunity to use that phrase for some time now.)

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    So, using her amazing powers of deduction, she gathered the group together and handed each of them a cattle prod. Suddenly turning off the lights, she waited a few moments and turned them back on – seeing the smile on Martha’s face she knew she had her woman. She still didn’t know who the killer was, but at least she had her woman…

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  over 4 years ago

    It’s a start. Now eliminate all who were elsewhere and you have your culprit.

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