Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 19, 2022

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    allen@home  7 months ago

    Of course i believe them. Because it’s true.

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    John (Last Kiss) Lustig creator 7 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text—-plus some very funny riffs from fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982.”

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    GreasyOldTam  7 months ago

    Not to change the subject, but you matched your blouse, lipstick, earrings and eye shadow to my shirt, so what’s up with that?

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    RAGs  7 months ago

    He sounds like someone no self-respecting woman would want to be with.

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    amanda.elliott3619  7 months ago

    i don’t really understand the orignal strips, they don’t really make sense but i am a follower of story lines

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    scote1379 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I’ll bet that even the Guys tell Him that !

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 7 months ago

    The fault is on his parents who raised him.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    Why would they lie? They’re dumping me.

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    asaint  7 months ago

    Perhaps he likes to break up to make up…!

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    bmckee  7 months ago

    When a woman says, “It’s not you, it’s me”… it’s you.

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    he’s lucky to have gone out with such kind women – the ones i went out with always made sure to tell me that it was my fault…

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 7 months ago

    Exactly how many women are we talking about?

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    coltish1  7 months ago

    If you shaved off that mustache, people would be more willing to trust you. You’d have to make other changes to have fewer breakups. Lots of other changes.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Ha, come here,kid, we need to talk….

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    John9 Premium Member 7 months ago

    It’s not you, it’s me. Me getting in my car and leaving you.

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    swanridge  7 months ago

    “I’ll let you in on a secret Honey. Most women can’t date a man with no eyeballs for very long. It makes us wonder why we get dressed up and put makeup on.”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well, they never complained about anything in bed!

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  7 months ago

    Trust me, kid. It IS your fault.

    (They always admitted it to me.)

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    suñña  7 months ago

    Are you saying all women are liars? That includes you, by the way.

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    Another Take  7 months ago

    BILL: HA! Remember when Mom would dress us alike just because we were twins? Remember?

    JACK: Yeah.

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    schaefer jim  7 months ago

    Only when she asks for more!

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    I'm Sad  7 months ago

    “Excuses”…. Good one!!!

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    lawguy05  7 months ago

    Hey, buddy – open your eyes!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  7 months ago

    Exchange between Demi Moore & Rob Lowe in the movie About Last Night (originally a play that got renamed because the studios didn’t think they could sell Sexual Perversion In Chicago):

    “You’re the best lover I’ve ever had!”

    “Eh, I bet you say that to all the guys.”

    “You’re right, I do – and they all believe me.”

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    Howie Vasive Premium Member 7 months ago

    Been married nine times? Hell, it might be you.

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    cleokaya  7 months ago

    I have had the opposite experience. It’s always my fault

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    globalenterprize1990  7 months ago

    Yup! Some women are just not into me. Moving on, I soon found a woman who was into me. We settled down and have been happy ever since. Last I heard, some of the women who were not into me are still looking for their perfect man. I wish them luck.

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    Thorby  7 months ago

    John, I like your adaptations. But… You got me thinkin’ (not a good thing). All the comics you use as inspiration have a 40’s-60’s “vibe” to them. I’m not asking you to change; I wish that the 2020’s could be a “simple” to deal with as these showed. But, since they can’t, I like your wicked sense of humor and your modern take on these old classics. I will say that the ladies in the old works, young AND mature, are very “perky”- that must be from the titanium bras, courtesy of the Lustig Mines.

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