Of course i believe them. Because it’s true.
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text—-plus some very funny riffs from fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982.”
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Not to change the subject, but you matched your blouse, lipstick, earrings and eye shadow to my shirt, so what’s up with that?
He sounds like someone no self-respecting woman would want to be with.
i don’t really understand the orignal strips, they don’t really make sense but i am a follower of story lines
I’ll bet that even the Guys tell Him that !
The fault is on his parents who raised him.
Why would they lie? They’re dumping me.
Perhaps he likes to break up to make up…!
When a woman says, “It’s not you, it’s me”… it’s you.
he’s lucky to have gone out with such kind women – the ones i went out with always made sure to tell me that it was my fault…
Exactly how many women are we talking about?
If you shaved off that mustache, people would be more willing to trust you. You’d have to make other changes to have fewer breakups. Lots of other changes.
Ha, come here,kid, we need to talk….
It’s not you, it’s me. Me getting in my car and leaving you.
“I’ll let you in on a secret Honey. Most women can’t date a man with no eyeballs for very long. It makes us wonder why we get dressed up and put makeup on.”
Well, they never complained about anything in bed!
Trust me, kid. It IS your fault.
(They always admitted it to me.)
Are you saying all women are liars? That includes you, by the way.
BILL: HA! Remember when Mom would dress us alike just because we were twins? Remember?
Only when she asks for more!
“Excuses”…. Good one!!!
Hey, buddy – open your eyes!
Exchange between Demi Moore & Rob Lowe in the movie About Last Night (originally a play that got renamed because the studios didn’t think they could sell Sexual Perversion In Chicago):
“You’re the best lover I’ve ever had!”
“Eh, I bet you say that to all the guys.”
“You’re right, I do – and they all believe me.”
Been married nine times? Hell, it might be you.
I have had the opposite experience. It’s always my fault
Yup! Some women are just not into me. Moving on, I soon found a woman who was into me. We settled down and have been happy ever since. Last I heard, some of the women who were not into me are still looking for their perfect man. I wish them luck.
John, I like your adaptations. But… You got me thinkin’ (not a good thing). All the comics you use as inspiration have a 40’s-60’s “vibe” to them. I’m not asking you to change; I wish that the 2020’s could be a “simple” to deal with as these showed. But, since they can’t, I like your wicked sense of humor and your modern take on these old classics. I will say that the ladies in the old works, young AND mature, are very “perky”- that must be from the titanium bras, courtesy of the Lustig Mines.
June 21, 2014