Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 13, 2022

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    John (Last Kiss) Lustig creator 3 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/abstinence-works-sort-of/

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    Zykoic  3 months ago

    Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago

    It didn’t work for your parents.

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    WMORAN1  3 months ago

    Funny how the same people who think abstinence education will work for 14 year olds forgive Donald Trump for sleeping with a porn star while his wife was pregant.

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    J. R. M.   3 months ago

    It’s not you but the guys you meet who practice abstinence WTH YOU.

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    cdward  3 months ago

    Abstinence is fine if that’s what you choose — which actually more young people are doing than ever before. But it is also okay to have consensual sex with another adult and to have the freedom to not have kids if you don’t want.

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    Vet Premium Member 3 months ago

    E’yup…..moving on. XD

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Ummm, yeah! Reminds me of my typing teacher….the old maid, cranky and stern….

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    jscarff57 Premium Member 3 months ago

    …and this is the proper left hand technique for playing the double bass…

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    michaeljwolff  3 months ago

    So I guess Peter was wasting his time sneaking all those sex instruction manuals into the room where you and his Uncle Ben slept.

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    swanridge  3 months ago

    People that like to preach abstinence just can’t get laid.

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    Another Take  3 months ago

    Mr. Brandewitz can’t dress like that at school anymore.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Those sponges really worked!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    I asked a Catholic friend how they handle the birth control issue.

    “Well”, he said, “We use a combination of sex at regular intervals and abstinence.”

    “Oh, I see, Rhythm and Blues…”

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    Calvins Brother  3 months ago

    I can see why.

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    MartinPerry1  3 months ago

    There are ways of getting around abstinence meaning no sex. Check out the Mormon teen sex act call “soaking.” I’m still not convinced that this story is real. However, if you don’t call it sex, then it’s not sex.

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    Thorby  3 months ago

    John, pardon me for noticing, but that teacher still has a fine figure for her age.

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  3 months ago

    Abstinence is easier for some than for others.

    Others often help keep some abstinent.

    (Especially the ones who yell, “Absolutely not!! And don’t ask again!!”)

    Less generous others want us for our bodies and say, “I was wondering when you would respond to my signals.” This makes abstinence harder, especially when you don’t want to hurt their feelings.

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    coltish1  3 months ago

    On the last day of school: “Ha! The joke’s on you all. I don’t abstain, but I’m still not pregnant!”

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    suñña  3 months ago

    She’s always abstained for days at a time.

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    MCProfessor  3 months ago

    There was a guy I knew who liked to date older ladies. His motto was, “they won’t tell, they won’t swell, and they’re grateful as hell”.

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    montylc2001  3 months ago

    Gah….what was the teachers name in the Archie comics….

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    schaefer jim  3 months ago

    Yeah, I will forget her!

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    Holden Awn  3 months ago

    If you are old and unattractive and cranky enough, you have no need to practice abstinence, Ma’am. Others will practice it for you. ’Course, I have seen some maternity documentaries that made me wonder, “Who the heck was desperate enough to — that woman??!”, and on the other hand, ’have also seen some men who were fathers that made me question how he conned some poor woman into it….

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    davidob  3 months ago

    Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

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