Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 29, 2022

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    John (Last Kiss) Lustig creator 3 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    salakfarm Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wait until she roasts your weenie.

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    C  3 months ago

    Would you be upset if she sucks at weenies?

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bhahhaha! Did John guest strip Luann today?

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    i like my marshmallows the way i like my men – hot and soft…

    this is what it’s all about – skewering something hot…

    wow, if this is all we’ve got to eat i sure am glad that john’s selling hot dogs…

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    bmckee  3 months ago

    Careful, you might be very attached to the weenie she wants to roast!

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    i’m sure “roast weenies” has a double meaning here

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    otforever  3 months ago

    Better yet, she loves to host a weenie.

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    michaeljwolff  3 months ago

    Oh my! I happened to fall in love with a girl while we were both at college. As such I never had the opportunity to sample her culinary skills until much much later.

    The result? Years later I’m a rather accomplished cook.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Watch out for those foo-longs..

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    Another Take  3 months ago

    Wanna beach ball?

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    Another Take  3 months ago

    It looks like she started a fire in her 5 slice toaster. She must be Amish.

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    Another Take  3 months ago

    GAL: So there I was in this beautiful gown when I noticed that I had slipped a nip.

    GUY: Nip? What’s that?

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    Why would he want his weanie roasted? Ouch!!

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    David Huie Green-BeingCertainIsNotAlwaysBeingRight  3 months ago

    Put a little fire on your weenie and you are good to go.

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    coltish1  3 months ago

    The original dialog seems so anachronistic. But I bet it made perfect sense at the time.

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    Vet Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh she’ll roast it alright….then she’ll claim eminent domain of it.

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    Thehag  3 months ago

    I love to cook, and I love a man that cooks, and when we cook together…….! :0, ;)

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    tims145  3 months ago

    I like the oh so subtle juxtaposition of the fire near his swim trunks.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    OK, John, you left an opening there we could drive a truck through! ☺

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    Holden Awn  3 months ago

    She will be glad to skewer your weenie with that roasting fork.

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    Calvins Brother  3 months ago

    Yes, it’s the simple things in life you can do. Like boiling water without burning it. Whipping up an extravagant S’mores dinner.

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    suñña  3 months ago

    She’s hot enough to roast your weenie.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    He: I’ll bet she can really cook in bed!

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    She can char the marshmallows just right, just like dear ole Mom.

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    Caesar'sWife Premium Member 3 months ago

    I wonder whether he had his nipples surgically removed.

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    tinstar  3 months ago

    Get any closer to that fire, there, Skippy, and you’re gonna see a roasted “weenie,” first hand.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why yes, I am ambidextrous! I can do it just as well with either hand!

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 3 months ago

    I thought at first that a toaster was on fire.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  3 months ago

    I bet she can roast yours real good.

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