Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 14, 2022

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    Partyalldatyme  about 1 year ago

    What’s the difference between a bullfrog and a horny toad? The bullfrog goes “ribbit, ribbit,” and the horny toad goes “rubbit, rubbit.”

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    RAGs  about 1 year ago

    What did Yosemite Sam have to say?

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    C  about 1 year ago

    Always trying to change the guy

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    mywifeslover  about 1 year ago

    Tears of joy?

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hummmmm promotion up from pond scum ?

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    And she ended up with a frog in her throat.

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    sevaar777  about 1 year ago

    That’s not necessarily a bad thing.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Sometimes fairy tales do come true!

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’s what happens when you date men from France. They are all frogs over there. With an occasional toad.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    But are his bumps “like hundreds of tiny fingers urging a woman to ‘let go’?”

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    bmckee  about 1 year ago

    Not that there’s anything wrong with horny toads, as long as the horny part is bigger than the toad parts.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    not only that, he was slippery as an eel…

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    Knightman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What a Prince of a guy!!!

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    WickWire64  about 1 year ago

    Much like very rich human males toads attract females for mating by their ability to often croak

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    MartinPerry1  about 1 year ago

    Apparenly the myth of kissing a frog to turn them into Prince Charming came from licking toads like the Sonoran Desert Toad.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    I just HATE when that happens! and here I thought it was going smooth! ☺️

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    coltish1  about 1 year ago

    All right, could you emote for us a little bit on the next take, honey?

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    cleokaya  about 1 year ago

    My dear, would you prefer a horny devil

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    snappyboy  about 1 year ago

    Go Horned Frogs!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 year ago

    But that long, sticky tongue sealed the deal for her.

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    ChessPirate  about 1 year ago

    “I thought it was kissing that broke the Enchantment.”

    “This was a really strong Enchantment…”

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    Holden Awn  about 1 year ago

    “How could you believe me when I said I love you, when you know I’ve been a liar all my life?” — George Burns song

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    Dobby53 Premium Member about 1 year ago

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    anomaly  about 1 year ago

    They all are, babe.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 1 year ago

    They get around.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Sometimes horny toads can spread a lot of joy……….

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    salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Your Honor, I plead guilty, but I’m 81 now, and that was decades ago.

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    schaefer jim  about 1 year ago

    Hey lick him, he might have some hidden magic, other wise drop him.

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    montylc2001  about 1 year ago

    Sometimes I’ll make a comment like…“Busier than a two dick horny toad”….but the funniest was a joke by the late great Foster Brooks during one of Dean Martin’s celebrity roasts…and of course it’s funnier doing the drunk comedy routine he always did…“We were out on a camping trip one weekend…when we had to perform an emergency vasectomy on a Great Horny Owl. To this day you can still hear the owl in the woods saying…who?? who???”

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    oh, aren’t we all?

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