Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 14, 2022

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    Partyalldatyme  10 months ago

    What’s the difference between a bullfrog and a horny toad? The bullfrog goes “ribbit, ribbit,” and the horny toad goes “rubbit, rubbit.”

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    John (Last Kiss) Lustig creator 10 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    RAGs  10 months ago

    What did Yosemite Sam have to say?

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    C  10 months ago

    Always trying to change the guy

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    mywifeslover  10 months ago

    Tears of joy?

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    scote1379 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Hummmmm promotion up from pond scum ?

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    nosirrom  10 months ago

    And she ended up with a frog in her throat.

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    sevaar777  10 months ago

    That’s not necessarily a bad thing.

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    The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago

    Sometimes fairy tales do come true!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago

    That’s what happens when you date men from France. They are all frogs over there. With an occasional toad.

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    PraiseofFolly  10 months ago

    But are his bumps “like hundreds of tiny fingers urging a woman to ‘let go’?”

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    bmckee  10 months ago

    Not that there’s anything wrong with horny toads, as long as the horny part is bigger than the toad parts.

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    not only that, he was slippery as an eel…

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    Knightman Premium Member 10 months ago

    What a Prince of a guy!!!

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    WickWire64  10 months ago

    Much like very rich human males toads attract females for mating by their ability to often croak

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    MartinPerry1  10 months ago

    Apparenly the myth of kissing a frog to turn them into Prince Charming came from licking toads like the Sonoran Desert Toad.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    I just HATE when that happens! and here I thought it was going smooth! ☺️

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    coltish1  10 months ago

    All right, could you emote for us a little bit on the next take, honey?

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    cleokaya  10 months ago

    My dear, would you prefer a horny devil

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    snappyboy  10 months ago

    Go Horned Frogs!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 10 months ago

    But that long, sticky tongue sealed the deal for her.

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    ChessPirate  10 months ago

    “I thought it was kissing that broke the Enchantment.”

    “This was a really strong Enchantment…”

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    Holden Awn  10 months ago

    “How could you believe me when I said I love you, when you know I’ve been a liar all my life?” — George Burns song

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 10 months ago

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    anomaly  10 months ago

    They all are, babe.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  10 months ago

    They get around.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Sometimes horny toads can spread a lot of joy……….

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    salakfarm Premium Member 10 months ago

    Your Honor, I plead guilty, but I’m 81 now, and that was decades ago.

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    schaefer jim  10 months ago

    Hey lick him, he might have some hidden magic, other wise drop him.

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    montylc2001  10 months ago

    Sometimes I’ll make a comment like…“Busier than a two dick horny toad”….but the funniest was a joke by the late great Foster Brooks during one of Dean Martin’s celebrity roasts…and of course it’s funnier doing the drunk comedy routine he always did…“We were out on a camping trip one weekend…when we had to perform an emergency vasectomy on a Great Horny Owl. To this day you can still hear the owl in the woods saying…who?? who???”

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    oh, aren’t we all?

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