Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 01, 2023

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 8 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.

    Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!

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    C  8 months ago

    Will need your real body count first

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    sevaar777  8 months ago

    The real reason many get married. Sorry, the myth of “the one” is just that.. a myth.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 8 months ago

    Let’s just say, with my bank account I can treat you quite well. Do you prefer Burger King or McDonalds?

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    “It worries me you behave so cryptically about your finances.”

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    The wife got it in the divorce.

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    Me_  8 months ago

    The amount in my bank account has few zeros in it. Mostly at the beginning.

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    nosirrom  8 months ago

    On shore or off shore?

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    scote1379 Premium Member 8 months ago

    She got the Gold Mine , I got the Shaft !

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 8 months ago

    “In for a penny, in for a Pound” (We’ll move to London and off-shore all the accounts).

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    Vet Premium Member 8 months ago

    Let me sleep on it….I’ll give you an answer in the morning.

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    Bruce1253  8 months ago

    I used to work in a hardware store in a well to do area. We would get middle age ladies coming into the store asking for help with simple items. They got the house in the divorce but didn’t know how to do anything. They were finding out that a handyman will charge $100 just to show up. So, “Yes, I can show you how to change a toilet flapper.”

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Well she sure isn’t shy about what’s she’s after…OY!

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    swanridge  8 months ago

    And what’s your blood type? You have two healthy kidneys, right?

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    Calvins Brother  8 months ago

    It looks like a Binary number, mostly zeros.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    And oh, what is that bulge there?

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    mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago

    Well first off, it’s in my mother’s name…

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  8 months ago

    “Onshore or offshore?”

    “Never mind, just give me the account information. I have a spending spree in mind.”

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    bmckee  8 months ago

    And depending on the number, ending with your bank account. Unless you have a large portfoliio of investments.

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    Boffo Premium Member 8 months ago

    Getting a Lois Lane vibe here.

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    nednewbie  8 months ago

    I think I’m going to steal that come-one :-D

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    goblue86  8 months ago

    Totally ripped this one off from some comic somewhere:

    My wife complained/whined: “We never go out anymore. I want you to take me out. I don’t care where, as long as its expensive”….So, i took her to the airport for a sandwich. (ta-da-dump!)

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    goblue86  8 months ago

    A friend from high school was telling us how she landed her husband. She was a loan officer in the bank, and in walks this nice looking man applying for a home loan. He asked her out, and in her words, “After looking over his divorce decree, loan application, and credit report, I said yes.” AFAIK they are still together.

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