Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 20, 2023

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    salakfarm Premium Member 6 months ago

    The first phone sex call.

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Naked you say. What’s your address ?

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    pschearer Premium Member 6 months ago

    They don’t make ‘em like they used to. There’s a lot here that applied to.

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    jrlind55  6 months ago

    I’m surprised there’s no link to the original.

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    C  6 months ago

    We’ll need your address of course to verify..

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    John (Last Kiss) Lustig creator 6 months ago

    The original advertising art I have is basically the same as what you see here—minus the Last Kiss dialogue I’ve added. So I didn’t think it made sense to post the original on my blog. So no link this time.

    (I suspect the ad was originally a two pager—with the second page being text promoting the car. But I haven’t seen it and I’m just guessing.)

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 6 months ago

    “What a coincidence, so am I.”

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    She can Model her T (and A) for me anytime.

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    boniface22  6 months ago


    And the answer is: give me a moment…………….

    Reminds me of an old girlfriend………ah………happy days.

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    emmapocl  6 months ago

    I recognize all the items on the desk, AND I used to be a switchboard operator. I must really be old!

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    Alternate words: “Junior, it was certainly nice of my father to let us use his new enclosed Ford for our date — although it was quite cramped inside. Please remind me next time to clean my footprints off the inside headliner.”

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 6 months ago

    That is an office worker, NOT a switchboard operator.

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    My take: she’s phoning Uber and thanking them for sending over a self-driving car.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  6 months ago

    After wife passed I’ve been going through all her crafts and the stuff of my mom’s. I found picture of my granddad, suit, tie and fedora speaking on candle stick phone in his office. Some kind of promotional photo, 1920’s ?

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Office games never end well….but boy are they fun while they last!

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    RadioDial Premium Member 6 months ago

    And so it begins….

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    “Hello Senator? I just bought a car only to learn that women aren’t allowed to drive! That’s insane. Whadaya mean – “Then vote for someone who will change the laws” THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!! "

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    “Hello Travel Agency? I’ve got my hair covered and I’m wearing a dress that reveals nothing of my curves so I think I can survive a trip to Afghanistan now. Whadaya mean “can I read?” Of course I can! Oh. Still not safe then…?"

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    “Hello Operator? My husband told me to strengthen my grip and technique by practicing with this phone. Otherwise he’d just do the job himself. WHAT’S HE TALKING ABOUT???”

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    Any woman who ate right and exercised to maintain an attractive figure back then was just wasting their time. I’m guessing that women were in charge of the fashion industry – possibly “larger” women.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Person on phone: Okay, next question, what is your address?

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    Calvins Brother  6 months ago

    “Hello, Carvana? About my order…..”

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    anomaly  6 months ago

    Me, too! Well, that’s all I wanted to ask. Thank you for your time.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Bhahahaa. Comments split between stuff on the desk and her. She needs to up her game to compete with a desk set?

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    scote1379 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Is this Ms. Olive Oil about your car warranty…….

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    Vet Premium Member 6 months ago

    My grandpa had one of those 1924 Fords. He only had one leg so he mastered the clutch using his crutch. Throttle was on the steering wheel so he only needed his one leg for the brake pedal. In response to her query…..I be nekkid too…if the wife would let me.xD

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  6 months ago

    I’m naked under my clothes.

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    Lady loves a joke  6 months ago

    Fantastic dialogue, John!

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    Indianapolis Smith  6 months ago

    “But the salesman down at ‘Honest John’s Car Lot’ said these cars were so reliable they didn’t NEED a warranty, so why would I buy an extended one?”

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    dbsuthe Premium Member 6 months ago

    “Mr. Watson – Come here – I want to see you”… “To my delight he came…” The first obscene phone call March 10, 1876.

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