Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 27, 2023

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    Jayalexander  6 months ago

    She was only slightly pregnant 5 times?

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 6 months ago

    Here’s the link to the original 1965 art & text:


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    GreasyOldTam  6 months ago

    Well, his wife has five kids, with… somebody. Or, somebodies….

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    sevaar777  6 months ago

    “A man will cheat, as much as he thinks he can get away with..” – - Chris Rock.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    He’s a horny young goat, it’s just natural. He’s young … dumb … and … um … full of goat milt.

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    And I bet he can’t name any of them.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 6 months ago

    Like the time Les Nessman asked the barber he suspected was his dad, “Got any kids you know about?”

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    Lady loves a joke  6 months ago

    “What IS that scent you’re wearing, Joe? ‘Irresponsible Horndog’”?

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Is “Secretly married” sorta like “Secret Santa?”

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    remember it’s @ before # except after $

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    mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago

    Secretly married, John? What’s the wife’s feelings on that one?

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 6 months ago

    Oops. Here’s the missing link to the original 1965 art & text:


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    Another Take  6 months ago

    GIRLFRIEND: You want me to get breast reduction surgery???

    BOYFRIEND: Well, total removal actually. And that’s just the beginning. We’ll talk about the augmentation surgery I have in mind after we get rid of those unsightly bumps.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    R. U. N. ☹️

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    SofaKing  6 months ago

    Is that Tab Hunter? I don’t think he had any kids.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Yikes! It’s quite a Condomundrum.

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    smartman  6 months ago

    There was a heartbreaking story I saw on one of those BuzzFeed lists of a man who had 3 kids, and the wife decided that was enough so sent him to get snipped. The doctor opened him up to do the snipping and found nothing there as he’d been born without the necessary stuff to produce the floaters. Again, he had 3 kids. Wait, let me correct that, SHE had 3 kids with someone else.

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    one day he’ll figure out how that happens…

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    And his wife was slightly pregnant.

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    Differentname  6 months ago

    His wife? What about his boyfriends

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