Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 24, 2024

Without your clothes lady! Tag me! Tag me!

My mask comes off at midnight, the rest of my clothes comes off five minutes later.

It won’t be long yah, yah, it won’t be long yah, (Lennon, McCartney)

Why do we have to wait?

I look even better even the lights are off! —Larry Laffer

I’ve enjoyed your posts, but I think this is the funniest one yet.

If I could just picture it. Let me take my phone out.

Me can bearly waits to sees..

As long as you have a nice body, having a pretty face doesn’t matter to this guy. When his date isn’t that attractive, he just puts a paper bag over her head.

Do I get a money-crack guarantee?

Time to head to the Boom Boom room.

What goes on at Comic-con, stays at Comic-con…

“If I say you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” ☺

GUY: Ya gotta wonder why the Foundation For The Blind throws us a masquerade party every year. I don’t even know what I’m dressed as!

GAL: And I wonder if any of my kisses hit their intended target!

GUY: Nope. Not your intended target AND DEFINITELY not the one I would’ve preferred…

It was then that Glenn discovered that she was a pre-operation trans*xual!

It varies. :)

Aw. The candy stripe girl.

for most folks, a mask is an improvement… ☺

It’s been a long time, but I’ve seen some looking better with clothes.

(And I’m not talking about myself this time.)