Train wreck.
accidents will happen…
Birth Control… When you don’t want your life to be an accidental train wreck
♫♫Accidentally in love♫♫
Now he’ll “accidentally” leave the country.
“Accident Prone” John? I think “prone” may have been the problem here.
Is this what the Brits mean by “I fell pregnant”? Oops, I slipped and fell on it…
…and she accidentally maxed out the credit card…
While they were prone accidentally, she got pregnant?
Accidents will happen, we only hit and run
He used to be your victim, now you’re not the only one
I don’t wanna hear it ‘cause I know what I’ve done
— Elvis Costello
“There are no accidents.” — Freud or Napoleon, you pick
Accidentally Married or Accidental Child support payments your choice !
Saay, isn’t that how Miss Vicki, Tiny Tim’s wife, got pregnant? Accidentally… ☺
These two sure are accident prone!
Can’t tell much about the lady, but the guy resembles a young Robert Ryan.
I laughed… but not by accident!
These people are impossible to insure. :)
Accidently. on prepose.
\\//_
They probably live in a state that doesn’t approve of any of this.
I accidentally read this! What’s going to happen to me?
I think he might intentionally disappear…
Oopsy!
“It was a mistake.”
I guess it would be strange if your entire life was considered a mistake but all lives are composed of multiple mistakes.
I hope you’re well insured with all those accidents you keep having.
Then their child ripped one at the justice of the peace only to have an accident.
Innigo Montoya: I do not think that word means what you think it means.
June 21, 2014
WDDIM 3 months ago
Train wreck.
pat sandy creator 3 months ago
accidents will happen…
sevaar777 3 months ago
Birth Control… When you don’t want your life to be an accidental train wreck
up2trixx 3 months ago
♫♫Accidentally in love♫♫
P51Strega 3 months ago
Now he’ll “accidentally” leave the country.
Packratjohn Premium Member 3 months ago
“Accident Prone” John? I think “prone” may have been the problem here.
Nuliajuk 3 months ago
Is this what the Brits mean by “I fell pregnant”? Oops, I slipped and fell on it…
Zebrastripes 3 months ago
…and she accidentally maxed out the credit card…
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
While they were prone accidentally, she got pregnant?
Rich Douglas 3 months ago
Accidents will happen, we only hit and run
He used to be your victim, now you’re not the only one
Accidents will happen, we only hit and run
I don’t wanna hear it ‘cause I know what I’ve done
— Elvis Costello
“There are no accidents.” — Freud or Napoleon, you pick
scote1379 Premium Member 3 months ago
Accidentally Married or Accidental Child support payments your choice !
ChessPirate 3 months ago
Saay, isn’t that how Miss Vicki, Tiny Tim’s wife, got pregnant? Accidentally… ☺
Calvins Brother 3 months ago
These two sure are accident prone!
CitizenKing 3 months ago
Can’t tell much about the lady, but the guy resembles a young Robert Ryan.
davewhamond creator 3 months ago
I laughed… but not by accident!
mistercatworks 3 months ago
These people are impossible to insure. :)
Dkram 3 months ago
Accidently. on prepose.
\\//_
Tachyon the Samurai 3 months ago
They probably live in a state that doesn’t approve of any of this.
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
I accidentally read this! What’s going to happen to me?
Another Take 3 months ago
I think he might intentionally disappear…
Drbarb71 Premium Member 3 months ago
Oopsy!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 3 months ago
“It was a mistake.”
I guess it would be strange if your entire life was considered a mistake but all lives are composed of multiple mistakes.
Imagine 3 months ago
I hope you’re well insured with all those accidents you keep having.
Sun 3 months ago
Then their child ripped one at the justice of the peace only to have an accident.
Ray Helvy Premium Member 3 months ago
Innigo Montoya: I do not think that word means what you think it means.