Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 14, 2024

“Since I look like I am bragging rather than looking sheepish, I’m obviously talking about beer. "

Probably both…

Double entendres and stuff like that.

If you are willing to do a side by side comparison, we’ll throw in 7200 S&H green stamps.

Darlling could we start taking pictures, because when I go to confession, it’s embarrassing describing stuff when the priest asks “What’s That?”

“Well, then … the Schlitz is on you.”

Andy thinks his chances of getting lucky are improved if he doesn’t wear his wedding ring.

definitely the beer…

Owwwwwwwww — ch.

[nsfw] Great science fiction novel “Wizard” by John Varley. Woman from an Amazon/lesbian separatist society has gone into the larger world and has been experimenting with heterosexual behaviors. She compliments one man performance by telling him that his penetration isn’t as painful as other men’s.

I’ll let you decide, try both.

Wow! What a low blow!

How tall did you say you were? HMMMM ☺️

OUCH…

Why don’t you pretend you a turkey in Canada for today…and get stuffed!

ba dum tss

Not something any guy wants to hear. Perhaps she’s already seen the goods?

Sweetheart when it is standing tall filling isn’t the word, more like huge!

A $200 haircut, a $3,000 suit and domestic beers at a cheap diner. He needs help on closing the deal!

“Actually, I was thinking about your va-jay-jay.”

I really like the treatment on that background. Looks great… and less filling.

OUCH!

O..O LOL That is funny!

Sick burn. I like it!

Talking about how to make the root beer FLOAT!!