Lay Lines by Carol Lay for November 22, 2021

We’re doomed.

L. M. Boyd – didn’t he used to write the Mike Mailway column in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer?

Just cut the military expenses and give the money to the medical researchers.

Depends on whose bed you’re getting out of.

Why are all they wearing black in the last panel? Made in Ch1n4?

Men don’t spend as much as women. Heck, since the pandemic, I cut my own with a Norelco trim kit.

1/8" all over. Truly wash and go.

Gee. I’d like so much to help, but I’m allergic to sacrifice.

change the last word of the quote from hairdos to pokemon cards and you would have the same effect. or maybe gun purchases, or Hummer Limousines..

I have been married for 50 years, and I cannot possibly tell you how many times my wife has had her hair and nails done. Nor can I tell you how many times I have told her how beautiful she looks, when I get home on the day she went to the salon. I don’t begrudge one dime that she spends. I served this country in Nam, it can come up with another way to finance medicine. My baby is worth it.

Hey, the USA isn’t the only country doing medical research. But it seems that we’re expected to be the world’s police, which drains resources that could go into benefiting our citizens.

Surely there must be a simple, simple answer for complicated problems. Right?

There is a saying in the world of engineering: “You can’t use nine women to make a baby in a month, no matter how much money you give them.”