Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 29, 2010

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    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    You held up your dad for nothing….

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    ladywolf17  about 12 years ago

    Disappointing! I feel bad for our Lio who’s high hopes have been crushed.

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    rayannina  about 12 years ago

    If it’s any consolation, Lio, you can still go out and bite someone …

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    TheDOCTOR  about 12 years ago

    Why would you put a label like that on a cape??? How STUPID do they think we are?!? Next thing you know they’ll be putting notices on coffee cups telling people that coffee is HOT and………..Oh.

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    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    And not to iron clothes while wearing them…

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    MontanaLady  about 12 years ago

    Is that one of those “do not remove under penalty of law” tags?

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    Sisyphos  about 12 years ago

    Alas, poor Lio! When governmentally-required warning labels poop on your parade, use the power of imagination, for it overcomes all! Be the best vampire bat you can be! Do NOT be AFVRAID, little one!

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    00Robin  about 12 years ago

    If it doesn’t have that pesky Do Not Remove Under Law addendum then just snip it out Lio! Hurry!

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    kfccanada  about 12 years ago

    How dare the real world intrude upon a little boy’s dream to be a vampire! Childhood is for dreaming….and, I’m willing to bet…Lio will dream up a new way to fly through the air like a vampire…perhaps with a little help from his monster friends. Where’s that one-eyed guy from Uranus when you need him????

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    SCOTTtheBADGER  about 12 years ago

    That was fast shipping.

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    dyankee23  about 12 years ago

    Well, shoot. That explains the markup on the Deluxe Vampire Cape…

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    Colt9033  about 12 years ago

    Should read it before buying it.

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    GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago

    That should have been made clear on the packaging, or if bought on-line in the product description. He could have saved himself some money…or bought one that did.

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    Wildcard24365  about 12 years ago

    I know, Lio… I know… had the same problem with tying my blankie around my neck and jumping from a tree… found out that’s not how Superman flies.

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    Simon_Jester  about 12 years ago

    I actually saw something like that tag on a Superman costume once, “Will not allow wearer to fly.”

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    sensrule92  about 12 years ago

    Was yesterday’s robbery worth it Lio? What do they say about ill gotten gains…

    Oh well, it still looks pretty cool. Go apologize to your dad…

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    cszirmai  about 12 years ago

    Any man can stop a speeding bullet, just like Superman…once.

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    pinkdryad Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Don’t worry lio, you still look wicked awesome in that cape! It’s sure to get the ladies!

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    warreno  about 12 years ago

    Well that’s what happens when you buy your vampire gear from Crazy Dave’s Cloak Warehouse.

    I always get mine from Vlad’s. The custom tailoring costs a bit more, but it’s worth it for those nights when you just need to fly around in the moonlight and squeak.

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    poohbear8192  about 12 years ago

    Lio. Go online to www.vampirepower.bld and download the upgrade.

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    lewisbower  about 12 years ago

    I wish someone had sewn a tag on Little Lew telling me how much trouble he could get me in.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member about 12 years ago

    @marg and on the blow dryer saying not to use while sleeping….

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    tterrace  about 12 years ago

    On the plus side, it didn’t make him all sparkly and emo, either.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 12 years ago

    Don’t worry, Lio; you don’t need a special cape to become a bat anyway. You still have your chemistry set, right?

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    Liorocks8  about 12 years ago

    I love Lio

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    guitarmutt  about 12 years ago

    Just rip it off! Ignore those tags! That’s what they are there for!

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    JJLibbon  over 8 years ago

    hilarious and sad.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Caveat emptor

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