Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 31, 2013

What can one say?

Those are some stiff bangs.

Lots of starch on the skirt, too…

Lio has a captive audience.

She’s still not falling head over heels for him.

Hangin’ out with the one you love

I remember childhood, jr high through high school, as one giant bowl of unrequited love. And the more I was rejected, the more I wanted whoever she was. Eva hates Lio so much, she often tries to kill him, which just makes Lio fall that much deeper.

Swept her off her feet. Good thing she was wearing such a tight skirt.

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Eva Rose is probably not enjoying this demonstration of Lio’s affection. It will become very awkward indeed when Lio has to let her down. He also will be “let down.” Or put down.

From ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’(Junior edition).

And she thinks YOU look cuter with two black eyes and a bloody nose.

Almost escaped — one leg got out.

Well, she apparently has a unibrow…

Doesn’t hurt to fall head-over-heels in love?culprit

Great work Lio! But we were so close to see Eva’s eyes from her overlong bangs! I mean she didn’t open her eyes again. But there is another time!

Lio definitely prefers a captive audience.

I usually have to pay extra for that treatment

All women look cuter with their legs in the air :)

Wow, Lio sure knows how to charm a girl.

women (at any age) go figure