Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 24, 2022

well, the project clearly shows you cannot have a giant penguin in your refrigerator when about to get a snack therefrom

Don’t you have to take the elephant out of the refrigerator before you put the giant penguin in?

from Happy Feet to Angry Beak (no catapults involved)

Kinda like finding Opus in the freezer, right dad?

Lio must have just watched Monty Python.

In reference to yesterday; Dad, if you really want to date again, you’re going to have to choose a woman who will have to endure Lio’s “eccentricities”…

The jar of pickled herring is empty… again.

You’d think dad would be a lot more cautious going around his home. It’s his own fault.

And even with a stylish sweater.

I kinda think I’d look like that if anything sproinged out of the fridge like that…

I want to see Lio meet Dr. Mel.

Yeah. My fridge is getting pretty full, too.

I’m surprise that creature didn’t catch Dad’s eyeballs! They (the eyeballs, not the penguin) certainly popped out far enough – and so did the penguin.

Sigh. He drank all the beer!!!!!!!!!!! burp. :)

Mr. Popper’s Penguin it ain’t.

Time for the dad to padlock the fridge so Lio can’t store his ‘projects’ there. And seriously cut back on Lio’s allowance.

Larger than the albino penguins at “The Mountains of Madness.”

Mr. Popper would be proud although his were smaller.

It’s not an albino so that kills the Tekeli-li joke.