oh,there may be one noise or two: the scarfing of the lawn and the belching after the service
Just make sure the kids aren’t outside playing first.
I wonder if this is a substitute for the mower he was using on Monday…https://www.gocomics.com/lio/2022/06/27?ct=v&cti=2208697
At first glance, I thought that said “Al Green” and now I can’t get “Let’s Stay Together” out of my head.
Who picks up after it?
He might be better off with a mild herd of sheep. …just sayin…
I dunno . . . doesn’t look like the right physical adaptation for trimming grass. Shrub removal, maybe.
Those teeth don’t look like herbivore teeth to me……
Self fertilizing too.
Is that a herbivore?
Just make sure it doesn’t get near the shrubs.
And free fertilizer!
Make sure the pets and kids are locked up.
I could use that. Wonder if he lives in New Jersey?
It’s using its tongue to tap on his shoulder for attention before asking: “Are we there yet?” Or possibly, “I’m hungry, let’s do the neighbor’s lawn as a free sample.”
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020