a biodegradable helmet
I doubt that helmet is approved by the DOT. Unless it’s the Daring October Tricyclists.
Wear a helmet on your gourd, not your gourd as your helmet.
And continuing the pumpkin arc…
There’d be two faces crushed in case of an accident.
He learned that from Heathcliff.
I inherited a book called “The Man Who Lost His Head” from my aunt. That’s what this reminds me of.
Charlie Brown wore a pumpkin for a helmet in a motocross race. I think that was after he had already acquired the insult “pumpkin head.”
Jack Pumpkinhead in the Oz books was always concerned about his head. He had a farm where he grew spares.
The Horseless Headsman.
I hope he always wears that helmet. If he chooses not to, he’d be out of his gourd.
The Great Pumpkin rides again!
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020