The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for March 01, 2024

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    I think death is doing him part.

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    j_m_kuehl  3 months ago

    Do as I say, Not as I ̶D̶o̶ DID

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    snsurone76  3 months ago

    Reminds me of an episode on THE HONEYMOONERS, where Ralph gave his BIL-to-be “marital advice”. Nearly broke up the poor man’s marriage!

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    Dave427  3 months ago

    3 words: Don’t do it.

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    Blu Bunny  3 months ago

    Will he get a second opinion?

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    bobpickett1  3 months ago

    “They” never listen.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    How long, Leroy? MMMM, about a month….

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    Loretta, balance it out by giving the bride some advice.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    “Right off the gate, he slipped. Well, that’s why you should’t toss rice!”

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 months ago

    True story. At my daughter’s wedding, my shiny new son-in-law said to me, “My life is never going to be the same, is it?” I simply replied, “Duh!”

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    Brilliant_Birdie   3 months ago

    I thought that said martial for a minute.

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    Silence Dogood Premium Member 3 months ago

    With the bride in a strapless, sleeveless, backless “gown”, he shouldn’t need Leroy’s advice…Run, Now!

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    eb110americana  3 months ago

    “LEROY! You’re supposed to take the rice out of the bag before you throw it!”

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    WilliamVollmer  3 months ago

    Leroy’s advice fits only if the groom is marrying a bride who will turn out to be another Loretta. What are the odds on that?

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    kcgtsv  3 months ago

    Unsolicited advice, if the groom has at least half a brain.

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    ToneeRhianRose  3 days ago

    Haha! (^▽^)

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