The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for August 08, 2024

I made the mistake of using “our song” as my ringtone for my Wife……….

After Stanley Kubrick popularized “Thus Spake Zarathrusta” in 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, it was used in any number of TV ads. Now, if Strauss took out a copyright…

Three Days Grace is doing TV jingles?

youtube.Com/watch?v=ph9KP2_lT5Q&t=62s

It might be “I Can’t Smile Without You” by Barry Manilow.

And the next time he hears it will probably be in an adult diaper commercial.

I’m trying to imagine what their song would be. “Yakkity-Yak?”

Don’t get me going on commercials. I hate them. Too many of them leaning towards us seniors. Same ones over and over.

That’s why I stick Netflix. Zero adds.

So I guess we’re supposed to be imagining an old-timey romantic ballad that could be used for dental purposes? Well then I’m thinking Nat King Cole’s “Smile.”

Oh, you mean that Christmas song, all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Smile, Darn Ya! Smile!

I’d think that there’s more upset coming. I’d be surprised if there weren’t more ads out there directed at people my age, using music we grew up with.

Heard rolling stones on muzak in the elevator this week, man am I old.

“Come and Get Your Love” by Redbone? It’s in a dental commercial right now.

“Sold-Out Gold”