The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 15, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    and pasty.

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    snsurone76  about 2 months ago

    Keep it up, and it’ll soon turn to scarlet, cerise, crimson…

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    phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    And none of the colors are glossy; they’re all matte, just like your marriage.

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    derdave969  about 2 months ago

    Wow, first time I’ve seen etiolated since college (and that was a while ago).

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    But they’re all the same shade!

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 2 months ago

    She wants him to blend in so she can ignore him more.

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    ʲᔆ  about 2 months ago

    obviously “tickled pink” isn’t a match

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    e.groves  about 2 months ago

    I had to look up etiolated. Now I know.

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    WilliamVollmer  about 2 months ago

    I had to Google etiolated, I had never heard of that term before. And, the way this clerk is going, either Loretta will find the shade she’s looking for, or, Leroy will invite him to meet him outside.

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    strictures  about 2 months ago

    That clerk is a walking, talking thesaurus.

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    bmeaton Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I learned a new word.

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    Smeagol  about 2 months ago

    I had to look up the last two, they’re similar in meaning. I would add Livor Mortis purple if Leroy hasn’t moved from the chair watching the ball games.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    He is a bit pastelish.

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    eb110americana  about 2 months ago

    How about something in a chartreuse, for when he has homecooked meals?

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    Strawberry King  about 2 months ago

    His eyes are gonna be black and blue in a few short seconds.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    loretta was looking for jaundiced

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    markkahler52  about 2 months ago

    Two feet facing a freshly delivered can of Deathly Embarrassment Red!!

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    anncorr339  about 2 months ago

    Why paint the wall the color of Loretta’s hair

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