If she really loved him she would have bought him a flatscreen for their wedding.
I don’t believe it, when you’re newly married, you only think of one thing to do.
This is outdated…..Today, they’d both be looking at their smartphones.
Dan, family photo?
At least she will have to admit she knew what he was like when she married him.
’Til Hi-Def do we part?
Flagrant wishful thinking, Dan.
Must be his second marriage.
Marriage is already trending down; if they put those on more cakes it would take an even bigger hit!
Not in this day and age….
Too accurate…why bother nowadays.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Usually they are both disappointed
Doesn’t bode well for the bride.