Whale whiskers are rare and fetch top dollar!!
The barber lobby strikes again!
Whales are mammals … mammals have hair so yes, shave the whales
I recall the now-dishonored Scott Adams making this pun in Dilbert decades ago.
This was spoken by Sean Connery.
This isn’t the site of the beard-growing contest? I beached myself for NOTHING?!?
He must have gotten his beard caught in an offshore windmill. /s