Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 04, 2024

Bad pun. You should be punished.

Is one of them named Napoleon Bone-Apart?

All that dead-time, as the fat referees adjudicate each play, has killed them.

Bur what does he feel in his bones? (BTW, that’s the first time I’ve seen ear holes on a skull.)

……..imagine that!!!!!!

The next program is an organ recital.

He doesn’t have the guts to gamble.

Ha! I suppose When you´e dead who wins just doesn’t matter as much.

He must have been a fan of the Washington Football Team before they changed their name.

They should go sailing, the are a skeleton crew.

Or anywhere else.