Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 10, 2021

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a flop.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    What about the flop-flips?

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    This is where they flip the flops.

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    Nate England  almost 2 years ago

    Ya gotta put the flip with the flop, and they balance out.

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    Qiset  almost 2 years ago

    Somewhere a long the line, I discovered that when the toe divider of your flip-flop pulls through the sole, you can use one of the plastic bread sack closers (the annoying ones. small square of plastic with a hole in one end.) to temporarily repair them.

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    dcandmx  almost 2 years ago

    The employees must be unflappable.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    The person on the right couldn’t seem to make up his mind:

    “Won’t it flip or won’t it flop? Won’t Flip or won’t Flop? Flip or Flop?”

    He had to be let go because he kept … flip-flopping.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  almost 2 years ago

    “Hey, Boss, some mob guys are here… they want the ones from the ’won’t flip’ bin…”

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    More stories about Zorries.

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    e.groves  almost 2 years ago

    My wife wore flip-flops in the house one summer. That noise got on my nerves after a while.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    What about FLippity-Flops?

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    kv450  almost 2 years ago

    I grew up in a more innocent time when they were called “thong sandals”.

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Another funny & clever one. Two days in a row now. You ’re on a roll, Mr. Blazek!

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    Nuliajuk  almost 2 years ago

    Ith jutht the thame old thong and danth.

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    dwpbike  almost 2 years ago

    but most politicians fit both categories

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    All three quit and got jobs at the waffle house.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    No, no, no. The left one is supposed to flip and the right one is supposed to flop. Are you wearing them on the wrong feet?!!!! :)

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    They have the same problem over at the Acme clock company. They have some that won’t tic and some that won’t toc.

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s how I broke a hip 2 years ago this month. Got rid of ’em all and now wear Teva sandals.

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