Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 09, 2022

Well seeing that you’re the goalie. Ya think.

I went to a boxing match one time and a hockey game broke out.

Well THAT was a slam dunk!!

How many penalty shots you going to have?

As long as it is a good tequila, keep going!

Meanwhile, with an open net, his team is getting pummeled.

“OK, I feel penalized enough. Time to get back to that football pitch… "

“Penalty Box of Wine”… for the hockey fan in your house.

At least he’s wearing some good padding if he falls off his chair.

Where’s Don Rickles when you really need him?

No, I think you have it right! Give me a minute and I’ll have one with you.

Be glad he didn’t bring a gun.