Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 27, 2023

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    allen@home  8 months ago

    Yeah he does look a few pounds low.

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    StephenRice  8 months ago

    Pepperoni, extra cheese! And keep ’em coming!

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    Farside99  8 months ago

    Hey, mine’s that way too. I wonder if it’s contagious?

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    You should give … surprise him with a little “Bazinga!” three times a day.

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    This is serious, Doc. He doesn’t believe in transfusions, so could you put him down, and I’ll have to find a new one.

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    TonysSon  8 months ago

    But his razzamatazz is borderline.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 8 months ago

    my pi$$a$$ is usually a quart low depending on the day of the week.

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    Differentname  8 months ago

    But his chutzpah is through the roof!

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Did you check his endurance level, Doc? He seems to peter out so quickly lately!

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    wongo  8 months ago

    But on the plus side his fwaang stats are surprisingly high!

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member 8 months ago

    Pump it up until you can feel it

    Pump it up when you don’t really need it

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    LJZ Premium Member 8 months ago

    His ‘get up and go’ got up and went!

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    Bill The Nuke  8 months ago

    Isn’t pizzazz the main ingredient of pizza?

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    Lablubber   8 months ago

    Well if it went right to his butt, everything would be fine.

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    Maybe if he learned to play Domino’s?

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    T...  8 months ago

    Details please; glamour – real low, vitality – not too low, you got him here after all…

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    Pedmar Premium Member 8 months ago

    There are only 3 z’s in pizazz, not 4.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    They should do a couple more tests: one to check his vim and the other to check his vigor.

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