Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 10, 2023

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    Ratkin  about 1 year ago

    Murphy’s Law.

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    allen@home  about 1 year ago

    Yes sir i can do that. Until the first lighting bolt burns me to a crisp.

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    backyardcowboy  about 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t the boss have crazy stuck-out hair from when he got struck?

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    backyardcowboy  about 1 year ago

    Is he a lawyer? then it’s Murphy’s Law. Not sure I want him carrying a lightning rod…..

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Murphy: “I can assure you that something will go wrong. Do you want to know what that something could be? It could/can be anything.”

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    Emjeff  about 1 year ago

    Sorry, don’t get this one

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    kayak4ever  about 1 year ago

    This delivery job may get you killed

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    goboboyd  about 1 year ago

    Martyrs tend to work cheap.

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    akachman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Oh, yikes! Don’t do it!

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    Csaw Backnforth  about 1 year ago

    Yes sir, I can do that, but first I want to sign up for the company life insurance plan with my wife as beneficiary.

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    e.groves  about 1 year ago

    I read that Ben Franklin was most proud of inventing the lightening rod.

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    Bill The Nuke  about 1 year ago

    A shocking requirement.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Of course, we’ll start you off in the aluminum ladders department, first.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    They’re on a hiring spree now to prepare for the upcoming Flash Sale.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    Last year, the employees weren’t happy with their contract and went on strike.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 1 year ago

    The boss wants to galvanize all the salespeople into action.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    I can bet he’ll get aCharge out of this!

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    stamps  about 1 year ago

    We have a new employee of the month every month. We also have a new employee every month.

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    ars731  about 1 year ago

    “Now go pick up your rubber gloves and suit

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    Jml58  about 1 year ago

    It was a great victory for science when they put ligthing rods on church steeples.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    That company has a lot of attrition.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “I’m not sure, sir. Would you please demonstrate it for me during the next thunderstorm?”

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    Lablubber   about 1 year ago

    And if he can handle that, he’ll get to work on the Coyote account.

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    megiggles  about 1 year ago

    I’m sure the new hire will find the job an electrifying experience. He may go on to a career as a conductor, or maybe a semiconductor anyway.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    sounds like an attractive offer…

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Leave. Right now. While you’re still unscathed.

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