Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 25, 2023

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    Ratkin  over 1 year ago

    “But the contract has an escalator clause.”

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This is a more casual approach.

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    MikeJ  over 1 year ago

    Had to look it up.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    “Yes, but the Market’s going Up!”

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    kayak4ever  over 1 year ago

    I must be retired. I had to look up what an elevator pitch was.

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    I challenged one of the AI tools, “I am an Excel guru. Give me an elevator speech.” This is what it came up with.

    “I’m an Excel guru. I specialize in helping businesses and individuals maximize their productivity and efficiency through advanced Excel techniques. From streamlining workflows and automating tasks, to developing custom reports and data analysis tools, I’m passionate about using the full potential of Excel to drive business success. Whether you’re a small business owner or a corporate executive, I can help you unlock the power of Excel to achieve your goals. Let’s connect and explore how I can help you take your Excel skills to the next level."

    It has more buzzwords than I’d like, but it’s not a bad commercial! It is what I do.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Didn’t Satchel Paige have one of those??

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    wongo  over 1 year ago

    ? and ?

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    johnjoyce  over 1 year ago

    That’s not Kyle, it’s Sheldon.

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    dsom8  over 1 year ago

    Better escalate the issue.

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    FireAnt_Hater  over 1 year ago

    Escalator Pitch – the latest and greatest in AI advancements!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s obviously on the wrong escalator. He needs the “going down” side

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    He blew his chance, and it knocked the win right out of his sales.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    Even worse, he was pitching an idea for escalator music.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Help, I haven’t the faintest idea what this strip is about???? …

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    ?

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