Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 08, 2023

Better yet, pay guests not to attend. It’d probably be cheaper.

Um… Why do all the bills have the same serial number?

Make them do a pole dance, first!

I’ll take the stack of money. The other guests can fend for themselves.

Cash bar!

Wow, not even gift cards, how crass! :)

Dollar bills??? What kind of party is this?

I hope it’s a small gathering, Bucking the system can be costly!

The bills are due.

Some cold, hard cash for the winter.

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2 crockpots, 1 with precooked meatballs,throw a bottle of sugarfree BBQ sauce in, 2 same thing with “beyond meat”… a bowl of toothpicks, voila!

A pickle, a piece of cheese, an olive and a toothpick. Voila!

Only dollar bills?! Obviously, they’re cheap.

“Here, buy yourself some hors d’ouevres.”