Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 23, 2024

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    Kiba65  3 months ago


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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    The other day my wife and I were leaving the house, and she handed me her can of root beer. She rarely finishes a can, so I took a drink. She told me I wasn’t supposed to drink it, just hold it for her. It’s as if she expected me to read her mind or something.

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    a sage  3 months ago

    He only reads the minds he wants to read.

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    Anters55  3 months ago

    Mentalist or not, buddy – you know the drill.

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    [Unnamed Reader - fe7007]  3 months ago

    Selective " mentalizing."

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    That is the problem with comics having thought balloons.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    He might be a fraud.

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    Just_Karl  3 months ago

    “I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.” -Steven Wright

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    purepaul  3 months ago

    Maybe it’s a second marriage and he hasn’t tuned in yet. After 57 years, I can suggest it still isn’t totally tuned in.

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    dflak  3 months ago

    My wife and I once had an argument. The reason I was upset was because she made an assumption about why I took a certain action. I accused her of not being able to read my mind. I said, “What am I thinking now?” She flipped me the bird. I responded, “OH MY GOD! You CAN read my mind.”

    We both broke up laughing and that was the end of the argument.

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    His mental list is full of empty buckets.

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mentalists don’t actually read your mind

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Read your text? Read your email? Read your palm?

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    WorkshopGardener Premium Member 3 months ago

    If the communication protocol has not ben established, there is no transfer of data from sender to receiver.

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    Bellboy  3 months ago

    Well, she has no mouth. So there’s that.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    You’re supposed to be able to read her mind.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    His powers don’t work a full 360 degrees

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    He can’t read your mind unless it’s printed in the right typeface. Thank God! He’s a fontamentalist.

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 3 months ago

    See…here’s the thing. She shouldn’t have to tell him to unload the dishwasher. He’s an adult and a task needs completion.

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    I see a divorce lawyer in his future.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Ha! Blame it on information overload.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    He suffered from a temporary mental block.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    It’s the thought that counts.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    he could’ve seen that coming…

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