Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 25, 2024

That’s what he gets for going to Lawn John Silvers.

And like real life they’ll always screw up the order!

Relax – the waiter soon will come to the fescue.

Your fescue is next to the kale, beneath the rice cake

Hay! How about some clover and alfalfa?

They gave it to Timothy by mistake.

From Merriam Webster: Fescue noun

1: a small pointer (such as a stick) used to point out letters to children learning to read.

2: any of a genus (Festuca) of tufted perennial grasses with panicled spikelets.

I assume it’s the second definition we’re talking about. Did they give him grass without panicled spikelets?

I love the little one. Cute!

Not cow tipping that establishment.

I would’ve ordered a side of corn fries.

What’s to drink? I hope it’s not milk. That’d be like cannibalism

Fescue to the rescue!

The Family (Herd?) Sized Mini Salt Lick cubes?

I didn’t order the dichondra happy meal.

Does Gary Larson know that you borrowed his cows?

Sometimes they order bermuda shorts.

On the other side of the fence.

You’ll just have to eat the loss.

That’s what happens when you order through Udder Eats

They always forget the fescue.