Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 26, 2024

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    Ratkin  about 2 months ago

    It has no appeal.

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    LawrenceS  about 2 months ago

    ""I’ve Never Seen a Straight Banana" is a novelty song from 1926, written by Ted Waite."

    About the same time a blight was wiping out the bananas that were eaten at the time (mentioned in several songs – the most famous being “Yes, We Have No Bananas”). Those bananas are close to extinct. There was some reluctance to accept the hardy hybrid now found in the grocery stores because the people who remembered bananas before the blight said ours have little flavor.

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    Just_Karl  about 2 months ago

    Good chiropractor or are you just glad to see me?

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    Superhawk  about 2 months ago

    I’ve heard of a ‘second banana’, but not a ‘straight banana’.

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    Prey  about 2 months ago

    You shouldn´t have said that, I bet he´s a real smoothy and now he´s going to split.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Straighten up and fly right!

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    goboboyd  about 2 months ago

    I’ve heard Germany has laws about how curved a banana can be. It might have been interesting to eavesdrop on those discussions.

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Well there goes Kirk Cameron’s argument.

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    Maybe the Plantains will be more accepting

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    oakie817  about 2 months ago

    this one’s no peach

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    figuratively speaking  about 2 months ago

    No! That will completely change the universal banana-for-scale unit of measurement.

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    jel354  about 2 months ago

    I hope the professional did not let the secret slip.

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    ncorgbl  about 2 months ago

    Maybe those commercials do promise a treatment for Peyronie’s Disease.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 2 months ago

    Chiropractic is dangerous quackery that should be outlawed!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    He received stem cell treatment.

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    Lablubber   about 2 months ago

    Curvature of the spine is normal in bananas.

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